As many of you are aware I started up my Catfight Report Challenge series in December finally.

I keep it honest here at the Catfight Report, and I'm not ashamed to admit that it didn't start off like wildfire as I would have hoped.

However, I am certainly not done with trying the concept, as there are a lot of women out there I want to see matched up who have never been matched up in real wrestling matches before, and I'm going to cross my fingers and work harder for a better fan response when the next match rolls around.

Obviously, we all have varying interests, but what are 10 matches that Johnny Ringo would pay good money to see?   

If we were to use We Bring It rules that would mean that not only would it be a real wrestling match, but hairpulling, slapping, and body punching would be allowed as well.

Here is my list in no order whatsoever:

1.   Paris Hilton vs Lindsay Lohan

I think this would be an absolutely awesome battle.   These are two females with a lot of confidence, that each have feuded more than once in the past.   Lindsay seems to have a bit of a heavier body, but Paris is a bit taller and most likely has a better reach.

I get the feeling that both of them would go very hard because they would love to have the bragging rights in a battle such as this.

Johnny's Pick - Paris Hilton

2.   Charisma Carpenter vs Sarah Michelle Gellar

I always thought that Charisma Carpenter was the real top dog in the Buffy the Vampire Series.   Watched show after show hoping she would get in a catfight with Buffy and totally dominate.   (despite her ditz character)

Some might think this is a mismatch in size but I've shown often on this website that size is not the ultimate factor in who wins and loses.    Would Sarah have the confidence to take on Charisma?

Johnny's Pick - Charisma Carpenter

3.   Megan Hauserman vs Sharon Osbourne

An old vs young matchup of which much of the catfight community enjoys if the circumstances are right.  

Many of you might not know who Megan Hauserman is, but she was a reality TV star that appeared on VH1's I Love Money, Charm School, and a few other programs.   She is a tall blond with legs that do not stop.

Her and Sharon Osbourne got in a little tif in the Charm School reunion show as Megan made a snide comment regarding Ozzy Osbourne.  

I covered it - HERE

I would love to see them settle this feud forever on the wrestling mats in a real battle.

Johnny's Pick - Sharon Osbourne 
(although I would hope and pray Megan could pull it off!)

4.   Tammy Lynn Sytch (Sunny) vs Rena Mero (Sable)

Time is running out for these two (still) super sexy ladies as father time is not going to allow for this opportunity to take place forever.    There is a lot of tension between these females, even today, and I have the feeling that it would be one hell of an explosion if these two ever met up on the mats with no script.

The nice thing as well, is that both women have MMA boyfriends, and certainly have picked up a move or two as it relates to fighting.

Johnny's Pick - Tammy Lynn Sytch (Sunny)
(although I think Sable not only wouldn't make it easy on her, but could also possibly win)

5.   Tanya Danielle vs Jewell Marceau

Two of the Hall of Famers of the scripted female wrestling business.   Indeed, both of them have participated in real wrestling matches before, but it's not something that they are super keen on.

However, these two have been linked to each other for so long, the question begs itself.

Who is the better woman when all bets are off...........and the action is real?

Johnny's Pick:   Jewell Marceau

6.   Tylene Buck vs Kimberly Page

Tylene Buck stoked the flames and revealed to fans for the first time ever that her and Kimberly Page had some real catfight encounters backstage in the WCW days.

View video - HERE

Tylene even challenged Kimberly Page to a real catfight and Double Trouble Wrestling, who traditionally only does scripted matches, even agreed that they would hold the bout.   However, I could never get through on Kimberly's side, as I was told by someone very close to her that the chances of her accepting this matchup would be akin to her "skateboarding to the moon".

However, I still hold out hope, and maybe she will get motivated and test Tylene in real action, that is, if Tylene doesn't suddenly chicken out!   :)

Johnny's Pick:   Kimberly Page

7.   Mikayla Miles vs Alexis Skye

Johnny has tried to get these two together.   Back when I ran my Catfight Report polls every week and month these two women both knew about the poll when I was running it.

View the Poll - HERE

Mikayla is absolutely sure she would win if this happened for real.   Alexis stated on my Catfight Report Myspace page in the comments section, that she has been training for MMA, and that she could take Mikayla.

However, I've never gotten a response from Alexis when I have tried to set this up, and Mikayla is firm that she doesn't think Alexis would do it either.   However, until I receive an actual response, I'm leaving the door open!

I think we could set a Guinness book world record if these two were to face off as it would probably be the first recorded instance of two 6 foot tall plus women engaging in a real catfight/female wrestling battle. 

Johnny's Pick:  Mikayla Miles

8.   Angelina Pivarnick vs Snooki

Anyone that has watched Jersey Shore, or is at least familiar with it, is probably familiar with the feud between these two reality beauties.

What is great about this pairing is that they have genuine dislike for each other, it would be a media hit, and I think both ladies would go very, very hard at one another.

I have contacted both of them but have never received a response regarding the Catfight Report Challenge.

Johnny's Pick:   Angelina Pivarnick

9.   Kim Lyons vs Jillian Michaels

Both of these extremely fit and sexy ladies were the co-stars of NBC's The Biggest Loser.

I always wondered..............who would be the "Biggest Loser" in a real female wrestling match?   Both women preach the importance of working hard, having goals, and getting it done.   However, if they are both truly competitive women, and have ever wondered "who is the better woman" why not test their meddle and find out?

Of course, I think it would be a media hit, and the fans of the series, and this genre, would love to see it happen.

Johnny's Pick:   Kim Lyons

10.   Stacy Keibler vs Trish Stratus

I'm sure many of the fans of the TNA and WWE universe would do backflips to see this match happen.  I know I would as well.  

Obviously, these two women are quite accustomed to a scripted environment, but the question must be beckoned, what if all bets were off, and they battled for real?

While many people would pick Trish Stratus, I think Stacy Keibler would be extremely hard to lock up, and those long powerful legs could go a long way towards her dominating the matchup if she knows how to use them.

Johnny's Pick - Stacy Keibler

What do you fans think of these suggestions?

Do you agree with me?   Disagree with me?

Would you invest in these matches as well? 

How much?

What other matches would you like to see as your "dream" matchup?

Feel free to comment below!

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